Last night at work I had a very fun dream! ( no, I didn't have to change my sheets ) I was flying a very fast jet over an urban sprawl. Mary, what does that mean? Anyway, I was going way too fast for my comfort level and had no idea how to stop. I began climbing and noticed power lines.. alot of power lines. I hit about 400 of them and as I was clearing the last line I awoke.
Where I work, sleep is very hard to come by, and when you get awakened it is not a peaceful thing. A very loud beep penetrates your brain followed by a strangers voice telling you it's time to make a house call. At the same time the lights above your bed turn on and bells ring.
Since I was already scared crapless in my dream, the extra ado in real life made me wish for some Depends. I wonder how far I would have gone in that jet. I wonder if I would have severed a Swiss ski lift line. I wonder if I would have ejected and landed at Hef's mansion. I wonder if I would have soared past a glass elevator until I totally eclipsed the moon in an attempt to shoot down a spy satellite.
Anybody see those newly discovered sea spiders on the news? Creepy. I wonder how you get on the board in charge of naming those things.
Does anybody know where I can find a rock version cover of the song Mandy? Do you think there's an afro version? Ooohhhh... Shaniqua, you came and you took without giving.
Congrats Krista and Guy!
Congrats Mike and Ali!
I'm really glad I'm so cool.
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