It's Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

The Buddhists must have known they were on to something good. They started writing about it in 600 BC. Alexander the Great, the Chinese, Islams, Palestines, and Portuguese all jumped on the band wagon over the years too.

Yes, I am refering to that slightly curved yellow phallus we all love.... the banana. BTW, the word banana comes from an Arabic word meaning "finger."

You may find yourself asking, " where is he going with this?"

Well, today is National Banana Bread Day! The way I see it, without the invention of banana bread, we would never have discovered bananas! MMMM, Yummy in my tummy!

Today I chose to celebrate the naner instead of writing about the barbaric way in which we humans treat bananas. OK, I'll make it short. It starts out nice with the whole banana gang in a bunch together. We buy them and tear them apart from their family. We then proceed to snap thier neck off and slowly peel their skin from their fragile bodies. Once we have exposed their guts, we take our razor sharp teeth and tear them apart... piece by piece. They are then forced to endure hours in our digestive tract before we get rid of them. This takes a toll on them and they end up looking like crap. :)

Enjoy your banana bread! GOOD DAY!