I have nothing to say except..

It seems you were not able to post comments here unless you had an account. I have changed that, so feel free to type away.

Oh ya... I wanna give a shout out to T-Rex and all his Dino buddies for allowing me to utilize the power of the Triton V10.

Mary, please assure the kids the dinosaurs didn't die in vain and we will pay homage by visiting the PreHistoric Gardens.

Roar! Or whatever they say...

Poor me :(

Not that I would ever wish to have the Honda gone in the manner it all went down...... Ya Know.. with the injured wife and all...

But....

SCORE!

picture taken on public street / no person or animal was injured in the taking of this picture / do not attempt to take this picture at home because it's not your truck / i do not endorse crashing your car, it looks painful / please do not drool on your computer while ogling ( yes dear, I spellchecked ) my truck as you may be electrocuted and die

Thank you, and goodnight

Huh?

Is there any point to asking several questions when you only need one answer?

What are you doing tonight? Oh, that sounds fun.. you going to be there for a while? Sweet.. where you headed after that? Really? I thought that place went out of business. Well, cool. You'll probably be tired after that and ready for bed, huh? No? You thinking you are up for something else afterwards? OK.. wanna do something?

TRANSLATION:

Hey, I'm going bowling tonight.. you in?

Yes: Sweet, see you there at 8.
No: OK, catch ya next time

I had a class today. A refresher on Emergency pediatric care. We were doing scenarios and several people kept asking questions like... Is the baby breathing? What does it's skin color look like? Are it's pupils fixed? When was it last seen?
That's good, it's all stuff you look for and necessary questions.... eventually.
My theory... KISS
My question... Is the kid dead? Instructor awnser.... yes enough said, scenario over
Ahhhh.. the power of concise questions.
Think about it next time you feel like beating around the bush. Personally, the more questions I get asked, the more irritated I get and you never know what may escape my lips!!
Nuuuwaaahahahaha

White Powder Scare

Snowing super hard now. I would estimate 2 inches in last 2 hours with no end in sight. Driving home from work this morning, I took the Cascade Hwy offramp. ( Power Chevy ) As I came to the stop sign, I applied my brakes and....... slid all the way through the stop sign and to the other side of the highway. I recovered, made a right towards ARCO and turned left at the light. Except when I turned left, I actually kept going straight. You get the point.

It's a very nice change of scenery.

Off to pick up my new pickup!
Later Bizatches

L to the J

By the way, Lumberjax lost last night in overtime to Colorado. One of the best games I have been to, edge of your seat, back and forth all game. ( don't tell my wife cause she is bummed she couldn't go )
A huge thanks to Amy and Ira for getting me there and home safely, buying me dinner and good company all around! Iras keen eye spotted a Bullet ( balding mullet ) in the crowed that only enhanced the experience.

I really missed my wife and the Williams, but rest assured I yelled out COTTON CANDY! a few times to keep their spirits alive.

Would it kill the Rose Garden to throw up some dividers between the urinals? Too much kack, too close together.

Onramp/Offramp

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it has always been my assumption that freeway ramps are long for a reason. Oh, I don't know, maybe so you don't have to slow down while on the freeway, or have to merge slowly into traffic.

anyway.... heard an interesting question last night that you guys may have already heard...

What did Jesus ever do for Santa Clauses birthday?

Hmmm

I want to express my opinions on some things that don't really matter. I encourage you to send comments with questions you would like common sense replys to. In the meantime I will feel free to write as I please.

Wheel of Fortune tonight:
UNL-ADI-G THE DI-H-A-HER.. ( or something very close to that )

I would like to solve!!! EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER!

wtf