Really?

Can you believe it's really National Empanada Day again? Seems like I just wrote about that. Are those even legal here?....

Ain't no wall gunna keep those bad boys out :)

P.S. vote the blind guy off

Hole..Ahhhh

Como estas bitches? (that's for you Mary)

I just wanted to make sure everyone knew I was actively participating in Hispanic Heritage Month. I have been trying to catch the most current episodes of Handy Manny! (One of my favs!)

I'm not really sure what else I can do... I'm really trying!

All I can say is Thank You Terminator! Thank you for making up the term hasta la vista!

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Did I mention it is National Sarcastic Awareness Month?

goodnite

I'm getting dizzzzy

My nephew Tylers pic on the family blog got me thinking.....

Do you think if NASCAR rules said the drivers had to switch directions immediately at the races half way point, then more people would watch? I would.

My neck gets sore from looking at all those left turns <<<<<<<<<<<<<

Go Ahead, Ask!

I would like to take a moment to let everyone know how lost I would be without Megan and wish her a truly happy Wife Appreciation Day! Lovin U!


Welcome to September! Or shall I say Septembre. Seventh month of the early Roman calender. Speaking of calenders, 12/21/2012 is the end of the Mayan calender. If I don't get a chance to see each of you all out there before this time, I wish you the best doomsday possible!





As long as I'm celebrating holidays, let me axe you this... If this is International People Skills Month, why are so many people acting like morons?





Do you think it's a coincidence it is also One-on-One Month as well as Pleasure Your Mate Month?





I know... busy month huh?





HOW BOUT IT! IT'S DEAF AWARENESS WEEK! AM I YELLING? YES! I AM!

I observe in my own way..alright?

I think that's enough partying for now.

Happy B-days to Mary, Dustin, Rose, Beth, Sahnna, and Gramma V!

Dinner time! Late

OH.... I almost forgot, tomorrow please observe World Alzheimers Day.
(yep... I did)

I Stepped Away

I'm alive.

Lets talk about Rehab. I am referring to a music group who has the song out called Bartender. This may make me sound old, but the lyrics and message are very inappropriate. With that said, I really like this song. I would put it in my play list, but I realize the mixed company that may log on.... BUT WAIT! I found a clean version that is a collaboration with Hank Williams Jr.! It's pretty good and you can scroll on my play list to find it if it doesn't pop up when you log on.

Admit you are HAPPY! It's August. Plus... It's Be Kind To Humankind Week!
Oh Oh Oh! The 29th is More Herbs Less Salt Day! If I meet a Herb I will shake his salty hand. My best to the people in Utah.. you know the ones... (by the lake). salt reference only..

We have been riding a few times in the last few months. I'm super happy with my new quad.

Bout ready to install my in ground sprinkler system.

Gunna go see Poison again on Saturday. I am actually going to be screening the ladies to determine who can go backstage. Should be fun. Brett trusts me.

Let me give you a little update on how my job is going! Now you know I can't give out names and details and such.... but..... people keep falling down. That's about it for now. Check back!

Is it bad when I cringe after hearing there is going to be a bicycle event in Salem tomorrow near the hospital? Where I go several times a day at work. I try deep breaths and patience. I would like to get a bicycle myself, so I can ride in bike lanes while I follow the laws of the road. If I happen to have to ride in a traffic lane, I will check my spedometer to make sure I am near the speed of appropriate traffic flow. If I am in a bike lane, I will make sure to remind myself that a painted stripe on the pavement is not a force field. Please please please stop me when I get that CRAZY! urge to ride on winding 2 lane roads for fun. Sometimes I get that hankering to teach cars a lesson and show my dominance in a 55mph zone! sorry

I have more, but I'm tired. It is imperative that I receive ample rest so that I may function as a whole being in the hours to come.

Quick Question

If you have a festival at a park with a ton of people, what are the odds of getting hit by bird poop? It's a park with a lot of trees and a lot of birds.

What about squirrel attacks.....?

Poor Puff

Happy B-day to my Bro Eric!

I just added Puff to my playlist and forgot what a sad song it was. :(


Congrats Bustin! (beth and dustin)


Here is my new baby! (it's quite a bit more powerful then the last)

I strongly encourage anyone interested to ride it, even if you have never ridden before. You quickly become done being nervous and just have a heckofalotof fun! I must apologize to Jenny if Eric gets his own and is out of the house every weekend.... (thanks for coming guys!)

BTW Guy... I am a beer pong master. You shall acknowledge me as such anytime you see me.

I would like to thank Mom and Dad for the annual birthday song! Unfortunately this year I was not in cell range, but the voicemail was nice! Megan thanks you also!

Tonight I finally got to watch my DVR of the final Hell's Kitchen. This I found to be ironic for the following reason: today is National Personal Chefs Day! Ya! Who can afford that!? Sweet!...

I should also point out that tomorrow, 7/17, is Get to Know you Customers Day! The level at which I get to know my customers in the 30-60 minuted I know them is really quit amazing as I sit here and think about it. Anyway, the more you relate to your customer, the better the experience for both sides. (no matter what your personal feelings happen to be at the time, or what time of the day, or how your own day has gone)

Trial by Media is really starting to frustrate me. Anybody that any of us come into contact with could make one false statement and we would be automatically guilty. The media doesn't come right out and say it, but interview a couple of WT ignorants who will assume guilt and put it on the air........ ughh (can you tell the news is on right now?)

Month of July in a nutshell..

Air Conditioning Appreciation, Cell Phone Courtesy, Hemochromatosis Screening Awareness (don't F around), National Bikini Month (or lack there of..sorry), National Black Family Month Yo!, National Hot Dog Month, National Wheelchair Beautification Month (i don't make this up), Womans Motorcycle Month (are women allowed to drive now? oh geez)

There are many more but I am tired of typing.